Tuesday, January 24, 2012

It's YOU ARE, Stupid!

If Facebook has taught us anything, it is that people posting on the social networking site have real difficultly figuring out which words to use in certain common sentences. "Your" and "you're" may be the most often misused words. Now, for your edification and possible amusement, is a list of the most misused words.

YOUR - use: Is that YOUR gun?
YOU'RE - use: YOU'RE not going to use that gun!
COARSE - use: Don't use COARSE sandpaper to clean your gun.
COURSE - use: Of COURSE you may use my gun.
TO - use: You better go TO the gun store.
TOO - use: I will use your gun, TOO!
TOO - use: It's not TOO often you let me borrow your gun.
THERE - use: I keep my guns over THERE.
THEIR - use: It's THEIR gun you drunken fool!
THEY'RE - use: Let's rob my friends because THEY'RE not home and don't have guns.
We here at Random Thoughts... hope the preceding has been useful and informative. Otherwise, the grammar police will show up at your house and you may wind up looking like this:

Friday, January 20, 2012

Things We've Forgotten - What?!?

EXTRAORDINARY WARNING: Profane language used in this blog post.

(photo by Tammy Harrel-Fraley)

BP Oil Spill - oh shit! That is soooo yesterday! We all know that the ocean is so vast that it can swallow anything we cram into it like a cheap whore paid $150 to do a bukkake scene. And I'm being polite here. Have you forgotten what the fuck really happened there? Have not you seen the public service announcements paid for by BP extolling you to, please, please, please, come back to the Gulf and spend, spend, spend your enormous tourist dollars???? Oil? What oil? There's no oil in the Gulf!!!!
Because it is at the bottom of the Gulf! Bwahahahahahaa!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

IT'S THE ❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚!!!

As I'm sure you have heard by now, the interweb is under attack by sinister forces which ❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚ ❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚ ❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚.

❚❚❚❚❚❚❚, ❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚ ❚ ❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚ ❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚. ❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚ ❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚.

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