Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Donald Trump Gets Pulled Over By A Cop

Trump pulls off to the side of the road. The Cop walks up to Trump's window and he rolls it down.

TRUMP: What could be the problem, Officer?

The Cop begins to speak but Trump keeps going.

TRUMP: Because there is no problem that I can see. A problem is looking for a solution. But, there's no problem here so therefore there can be no solution. I mean, what is a 'problem' anyway? Who decided what a 'problem' is?

COP: Well, sir, you ran a stop light, your tags are expired and you were swerving from left to right. Let's see your license and registration.

TRUMP: Fine, that's fine, here you are. I'm great at swerving to the left and right and back again. I'm yuge about that. There's no better swerver than me, it's one of the things I'm a master at. Just a master at it. Truly a master. Red lights are a conspiracy theory, really. The red light is merely a suggestion, not a true demand. If it was a demand, demanding some demand of some kind then there'd be no liberal rule you know, the California Stop. That wouldn't be there, there's no way that could be there. It's not demanded. Expired tags could be interpreted a variety of ways, just a lot of waves, many waves that make the mere mention of expired wavy. It's a pretty wavy thing. I'd imagine that you imagined they were expired due to some, some sort of smudge of something or a sunflash in your vision. Sunflashes are very common. I should do something about sunflashes and there'd be a less amount of people pulled over.

COP: OK, here's your ticket for the three violations...

TRUMP: Oooo, careful using that word violations, brings up bad memories. I don't like bad memories. They're bad!

COP: Uhhh, right. So, there's your summons date. Please sign right there.

TRUMP: I'm very good at signing. I can't wait to start signing a whole lot of things in the future. A lot of things. Good things. Great things. Here you are, Officer.

COP: Here's your copy. I'd do a field sobriety test, but, well, geez, just take it easy for gosh sakes!

TRUMP: Gosh. Is there a gosh? Gosh, wouldn't it be something if there was no gosh at all? Or what if there is a gosh? Gosh, that would something. Maybe something more something than if there wasn't a gosh and gosh if there wasn't it would be equally, of equal, gosh for that sort of gosh.

COP: I need a drink.

The Cop walks back to his vehicle.

TRUMP: Pretty amazing, gosh, it's pretty, I'm pretty; pretty at being so pretty, oh so pretty. And mild, gosh, mild is I am.

[photo under Fair Use]

Sunday, November 20, 2016

"HAMILTON" Star Promoted Rape Culture On Twitter

By now, most everyone has heard about the bru-ha-ha when Brandon Victor Dixon, star of the play "Hamilton", lectured Vice-president-elect Mike Pence from the stage. For the most part, Dixon, was lauded by his peers for the bravery of such an act. An act indeed!

It turns out that Brandon Victor Dixon promoted rape culture in a Tweet from 2012. A screen capture is included below in case he erases the Tweet. As it stands today, he's not getting much blowback except from people Tweeting on his account. The usual outlets of anger and rage are totally silent. What's the phrase? Make this go viral!

Yep - let's get some white chicks drunk for some date raping. Here are a few of the comments from his Tweety page:

- Misogyny and rape culture
- Brandon you're a sick dude
- You're a disturbed man who has no right to lecture anyone about morals. Apologise
- Wow contributing to rape culture
- Are we just going to ignore this?