What If Corporate Dems Revived "Red Channels" - Part 3

Over the next few weeks, I will be periodically posting articles as would likely appear in a Corporate Democrats revival of the old Commie hating warhorse, Red Channels. It's what they do best the last 3 years, so why not go full board? Some may feel these parodies go too far(!), while others will feel they don't go far enough.

Thirdly, a hard hitting article, EXPOSED #1 --- RUSSIA TODAY AMERICA.

As the January, 2017 Intelligence Community Assessment Report has shown all Americans, 17 of our valued intelligence agencies all agree that Russia hacked, basically stole, our 2016 elections. In the Report they spend a great deal of time focusing on the Kremlin run commie "news" broadcasting channel, Russia Today (RT) America. In this, our first of many EXPOSED articles, we will name names of the American Traitors who work there and hand down our judgement of those who support Russian dictator Putin and his puppet Trump.

LARRY KING - some of you older people might remember King as the folksy radio talk show host and TV personality. Now, he has a show on RT America which allows him to not only spew the Putin-approved Kremlin line but parade an array of guests supporting Trump!

Judgement:

BLACKLIST

JESSE VENTURA - ex-pro-"wrestler, wanna be actor and former governor of Minnesota shows off his motorcycle skills as he heads down the red road of cowardice. He and his comely co-host tackle topics ranging from UFOs to CIA bashing with red glee.

Judgement:

BLACKLIST

TABETHA WALLACE - this blonde bimbo along with her co-hosts [sons of Jesse Ventura and Putin boy toy Oliver Stone] of the "Watching The Hawks" program never misses a moment to stroke puppet President Trump's massive ego. Her main preoccupation is simple anti-America bashing.

Judgement:

BLACKLIST

LEE CAMP - a so-called comedian who uses "jokes" to sooth his audience into a lull of treason with typical RT propaganda that is so vile in it's anti-Americanism as to cause retching and vomiting. His show is not for the faint of heart of true Patriots!

Judgement:

BLACKLIST

MAX KEISER - even the venerable American institutions of capitalism and finance are fair game for this barking Kremlin dog. Only a lapping dog Putin-ite would be stupid enough to take any Wall Street advice from this com-con.

Judgement:

BLACKLIST

What If Corporate Dems Revived "Red Channels"

Over the next few weeks, I will be periodically posting articles as would likely appear in a Corporate Democrats revival of the old Commie hating warhorse, Red Channels. It's what they do best the last 3 years, so why not go full board? Some may feel these parodies go too far(!), while others will feel they don't go far enough.

First up, their introductory article, WHY WE FIGHT.

THE MAD MARCH of red fascism is a cause for concern in America. But the deceit, the trickery, and the lies of the American communists are catching up with them. Whenever the spotlight of truth is focused upon them they cry, "Neo-McCarthyites!".

The Russian Lovers of the United States are a fifth column if there ever was one. It is far better organized than were the Nazis in occupied countries prior to their capitulation! The purpose of RED CHANNELED is to expose these Traitors, these people and organizations that are Treasonous to the United States, whether they be in media, politics or the plumber who fixes your sink. There can be no other alternative given the mountain of proof that Putin himself hacked into our Presidential Election and installed his puppet, Donald J. Trump.

Over and over, Trump has proven his slovenly loyalty NOT to America, but to the Motherland of Russia and its iron clad dictator Vladimir Putin - the MASTER KGB SPY! Those who would criticize our government and its institutions, especially our glorious and brave intelligence agencies, are nothing more than Putin Lovers. They must be exposed and their employers and their friends must shun them and turn them over to the proper authorities. The Mueller Investigation has shown it has no compunction to indict these treasonous TRAITORS.

After the Russians stole our last election, it is tantamount that every American goes to the polls this Fall. Every American must help us expose those who support Trump and his puppet master Putin. Trump must be thrown out of office and a legitimate President be sworn in as we see fit. Putin's puppet's laws and appointments will then be declared null and void and we as Americans will begin to truly make our country great again!

WE WILL PREVAIL to restore Patriotic America and vanquish the Putin Lovers!

(from The Financial Tribune, under Fair Use)

--- The RED CHANNELED Patriots ---

James C. O'Meally, publisher

Peter N. Barely, vice-president

Byron Scott Thatcher III, managing editor/spokesperson

Robert "Mad Dog" Kerns, editor

"Star Trek" Radio Show Parody "Star Trick" Finally Released!

After nearly a quarter of a century, the "Star Trek" radio show parody, "STAR TRICK", has finally been released to the public. This program, which I wrote and directed, was produced during the hey day of the first Gulf War. Yeah, that war.

My collaborators and I recorded the four episodes over the Spring and Summer of 1991 at the KBOO radio station studios in Portland, Oregon. It was originally part of a weekly far left political radio program, which agreed to air them. However, after just one episode, they cancelled any more plans to air any more episodes. The reason I heard was because they were offended by the sound effect of the toilet flushing. Uh, okay, whatever. In hope of getting the episodes aired on another program, we wound up recording three more. Although there were two more scripts written, it was obvious "Star Trick" was not going to be aired, so we stopped production after only four episodes.

Here at last, are all four of those episodes. The first episode not heard for almost 25 years and the other three never heard at all by the public. I hope you enjoy this trip back in time to a 1991 United States that was part of the long road that has led us to today's police state.

 

4 Years of Blogging

Recent events caused me to sort of miss my 4th anniversary of writing Random Thoughts Of A Random Guy From A Random Place Up In The Sky. A pretty good summary of the entire health story can be found here in a very good guest written article. So, allow me to crow a bit on this 4th anniversary about what I feel were pretty dang good articles and eat crow a bit about articles that failed.

Last year, I recorded a short video about writing this blog and it was 5 days before the first blood was in the urine, thus starting me down the long road that I am still walking on to this day. A lot can happen in a year. Have I pondered the health thing long enough now? OK, here are a few of the eat crow articles that come to mind.

In no particular order are the following, such as, "Riveting Testimony By Fetus", which I found funny, but has been by far the most ignored. Therefore, it is in the eat crow bin; I mean, only 8 views in four years? Maybe the counter for this one was 'accidentally' shut off. However, this next one was a definite stinker. What the hell was I thinking when writing and then publishing this one? Why didn't I just link the videos and be done with it? Then, there was this failed attempt at satire and political smugness. At least, that's what I thought I was going for, when I should have obviously been going for another bottle. Here, I'm just rehashing old opinions that have been better served and then stapling it to the cause du jour. Very eating crow-ish! Finally, I'll add this one because my gesture was NOT reciprocated and by pointing out that it was NOT reciprocated also shows I can be a bit vindictive at times.

All right, let's move on to the crow a bit articles. Again, in no particular order. OK, I'll admit I like this one because it was the very first and was largely ignored, too. "The Strange & Deadly Journey Of Navy Seal Team 6" is not only wildly popular (for my blog anyway), but I really like how it all came together in a coherent fashion. It's was strange and deadly narrative, too. What's this? More stuff about Obama? Well, for awhile there, him and his administration were a source of a lot of WTF moments. Nothing has happened since then to alter the facts written therein. Well, here is one of the several, "what the hell, this makes no sense, but is being passed off as average news that we won't examine any further" articles I have written. I will also admit I'm very pleased with this series of articles about John Lennon's songwriting and such during his tenure with that obscure rock combo from Liverpool. And just to round things off a bit, here are two more: one where I admit my guilty pleasure of enjoying "Gilligan's Island" and the still bafflingly overly popular post about Mitt Romney eating children. Baffling to me anyway why it's so dang popular. Yeah, it's funny and sort of pointed, but still...

Those are my choices and, as always, the reader is free to pick and choose their own. My biggest complaint, however, is the constant removal of links, photos and videos that can sometimes ruin an article. It's rather difficult keeping up with that and replacing said removals.

It's been an interesting four years as I went from living in Portland to making the huge leap of faith and moving to Los Angeles. Getting cancer along the way is what Mr. Spock might have called, "fascinating". Thanks again to you, kind and gentle readers, for supporting this blog, and I hope you continue to enjoy future random thoughts.

 

WARNING! Lone Terrorist Threatens World!

WARNING!

Lone terrorist threatening the world! NORAD has reported that the terrorist left his base at the North Pole several hours ago, flying first over the former Soviet Union, dropping large packages in everyone's homes.

These packages, according to the Homeland Security Agency, are obviously bombs! The terrorist is now flying toward the United States eastern seaboard; there is nothing NORAD can do; protect yourselves and your children!!!

Here is the NORAD link.

Things We've Forgotten - What?!?

EXTRAORDINARY WARNING: Profane language used in this blog post.

(photo by Tammy Harrel-Fraley)

BP Oil Spill - oh shit! That is soooo yesterday! We all know that the ocean is so vast that it can swallow anything we cram into it like a cheap whore paid $150 to do a bukkake scene. And I'm being polite here. Have you forgotten what the fuck really happened there? Have not you seen the public service announcements paid for by BP extolling you to, please, please, please, come back to the Gulf and spend, spend, spend your enormous tourist dollars???? Oil? What oil? There's no oil in the Gulf!!!!
Why?
Because it is at the bottom of the Gulf! Bwahahahahahaa!
Please!