EXTRAORDINARY WARNING: Profane language used in this blog post.
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| (photo by Tammy Harrel-Fraley) |
BP Oil Spill - oh shit! That is soooo yesterday! We all know that the ocean is so vast that it can swallow anything we cram into it like a cheap whore paid $150 to do a bukkake scene. And I'm being polite here. Have you forgotten what the fuck really happened there? Have not you seen the public service announcements paid for by BP extolling you to, please, please, please, come back to the Gulf and spend, spend, spend your enormous tourist dollars???? Oil? What oil? There's no oil in the Gulf!!!!
Why?
Because it is at the bottom of the Gulf! Bwahahahahahaa!
Please!
