Confessions Of A Boston Baked Bomber

by Dzzhochar Tsarnova

Ha Ha! I have the simpleton infidels right where I want them. Through my brilliant machinations, which I will explain further, the Great Satan will be brought down to his knees! Although I may not have died a martyr like my brother, Tamerlamershammalamma, who now enjoys the inexperience of over 70 virgins in the great Valhalla, no wait, dammit(!), well, you know what I mean infidel...here in the world of the living I'm enjoying the adoration of more teenage girls than Justin Bieber. Ahahahaha, life is good for me!

To think, our revenge against the infidels of Boston began just over a month ago, and the story your government keeps spinning makes it difficult for a world-renowned terrorist, such as myself,  to even try to keep up. But, I will!

(Here I am during my Bob Dylan phase. Yes, the times they are a-changing.)

It all began innocently enough when my brother and I were shopping at the local mass quantity warehouse store and spotted some rather fetching pressure cookers. On the spur of the moment we bought six of them. Once home we went immediately to the internet to learn how to make...bombs out of them! HaHa! Not only that, you putrid infidels, we decided to take them to the Boston Marathon. However, before we left, we had one too many tokes and forgot the bombs and wound up carrying schoolbooks in our backpacks! Bah! It did not matter. Our cleric had called us to meet him at 666 Bolyston (yes, infidel, 666, bwahahahahaha!!!!!) and we were standing and standing around waiting for the guy. Then, BOOM, BOOM. We then understood our place in this attack and got the freaking infidel outta there!

Make YOUR VOTE Pay!

STEP RIGHT UP, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, STEP RIGHT UP!

It's re-election time 2012 and we know you want the current administration to continue to give you things like the following:

Support for the repeal of that nasty don't ask, don't tell policy.

Signing a law that is hailed as sweeping bank reforms.

Suggesting for office the first black Attorney General.

AS THE BLOOD Drips From The Lips Of The Left

The Left, the Democrats, the Progressives, have blood dripping from their lips as they relate the latest Obama murder in the form of Moammar Gadhafi. As with every other murder done in the name of this administration, the Left licks its lips describing yet another "head" in the Obama trophy room. I find it sickening and repulsive coming from a party (the Democrats) or a so-called movement (the Progressives), this satisfaction of murder. This is coming from the same folks who branded "war criminal" and "murderer" (and rightfully so) on Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, et al. But, there it is, lying there naked in its own sordid truth: the bloodthirstiness of the Left equal to and more grotesque than that of the Right.

President Obama and Libyan Dictator Gadhafi in happier times. (photo by Michael Gottschalk; Associated Press)

Overlooking for now how this continuing excuse for perpetual war, this Libyan War, has dragged on well past it's original "days, weeks" assessment, it is worth noting how it was declared "over" many times, much like Osama was declared dead many times, or even the Americans Anwar al-Awlaki and Samir Khan, and now, at long last, that butcher of Tripoli, Gadhafi. Hillary Clinton's wish that Gadhafi were killed apparently came true! Because, dead men tell no tales. And like Saddam, Osama, etc., Gadhafi certainly had a lot of tales to tell. Oh well, so much for that. And so much for the Left examining these conveniently timed murders for being just that, or how Obama seems to be "cleaning up" so many of the Bush/Cheney enemies.

Because the Left now wallows in death and bathes gleefully in the blood, they sicken me more than Republicans who do the same. For the Left should find these murders, extrajudicial or otherwise, repugnant. For calling the Republicans "murderers" they now stand in the shameful light of hypocrisy. Wipe that blood from your lips before you speak to me again.

TAKING A TURN TOWARD THE SURREAL

You know things have taken a turn toward the surreal when Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's annual speech before the United Nations General Assembly is beginning to make some sense. Oh, certainly he resolutely refuses to examine his own country with such a microscope and continues his obvious anti-Semitism, but that's what makes it surreal. I mean that's the way it is: he speaks of some truth but is vilified because, well, the United States describes him as a "madman".

Photo by Emmanuel Dunand/AFP/Getty Images

And the "madman" undermines legitimate research by co-opting ideas from others (I'm talking to you, too, Ron & Rand Paul) for his own country's agenda. In religious tone, his speech is not all that different from many given by George W. Bush or his recent heir apparent, Rick Perry. Yet, when viewing certain world affairs, his assertions defy the rhetorical questions.

WHY I WON'T VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA AGAIN

When I voted for Barack Obama in 2008, he was probably one of least corrupt politicians to come down the pike in awhile. Sure, there was that real estate problem[1] and the way he got himself first elected was more clever than corrupt[2]. But, in the scheme of things, those transgressions paled in comparison to the actions of George Bush II, Bill Clinton, George Bush I and Ronald Reagan.

SHUT UP YOU JEW-HATING LEFT-WING COMMIE PINKO BASTARD!

To believe anything but the official government/media version of 9/11 is to invite comparisons to the scum of the earth. It makes you a conspiracy theorist, it puts you on the same level as people who deny the Holocaust they say; which is about as scummy as it gets.

With the officially announced killing of Osama bin Laden on May 1st, 2011, the government laid 9/11 right at our feet just in time for the tenth anniversary. The government/media version of 9/11 parades before us the same falsehoods, implausibilities and denials. Very few will be allowed access to media to counter the official version and those that are will be equated with anarchists or Holocaust deniers.

If you are still reading this, you may be wondering what I think. Holographic planes? Mini-Nuke bombs? Missiles? Phony jumpers? Phony planes? Phony terrorists? No. Those and many other disinformations distract from the real two questions about 9/11. Yes, two questions, just two.

Trillions of dollars were spent safeguarding this countries' airspace from planes and missiles since 1945. The AP reported that NORAD jet fighters had "...67 scrambles from September 2000 to June 2001..." and yet on September 11th the United States failed to intercept 4 hijacked airliners. All the years of training, all the money that was spent and there was a complete and utter failure of the system to such an extent that the Pentagon itself was struck over one hour after the attack began.

How is that possible?

Second, watch this clip from the BBC. They report that WTC building #7 (aka the Solomon Brothers building) has collapsed, yet right over the reporters' left shoulder there is building #7 STILL STANDING. They report a collapse of a building that won't collapse for approximately 25 minutes.


How is that possible?

THE 9/11 DRINKING GAME!!!

I was ruminating about doing a rewrite of an earlier blog post when I thought, what the heck, I'll just do a new video and post it on my blog.

Here's a warning: strong language therein!
ENJOY!

THE STRANGE & DEADLY JOURNEY OF NAVY SEAL TEAM 6

Includes 5TH UPDATE

The news broke Sunday evening, May 1st, 2011. President Obama was going to make a statement on national television later that night. The internet was abuzz with theories of what the President would say at such a late hour on a Sunday. It wasn't long before the wide speculation centered on one man: Osama bin Laden. The consensus was he was either captured or dead. Soon, a leak confirmed that the President would announce that bin Laden had been killed by special forces.

Late that night, President Obama addressed the nation, and lied. Here is the relevant portion the speech: