Over the next few weeks, I will be periodically posting articles as would likely appear in a Corporate Democrats revival of the old Commie hating warhorse, Red Channels. It's what they do best the last 3 years, so why not go full board? Some may feel these parodies go too far(!), while others will feel they don't go far enough.
In this fifth installment, it is EXPOSED #2 --- PROVEN TRAITORS!!!
In our second in this ongoing series of naming names, we will be focusing on traitors proven by our government. All should be in jail right now for a long, long time. What have they been proven of, you may ask? Of being RUSSIAN SPIES, i.e., operatives of Putin who stole our 2016 Presidential Election. As usual, we will be passing our judgement on whether or not they should be BLACKLISTED, although, as we have stated, they all should be in jail!
ERIC SNOWDEN - literally caught with his hand in the cookie jar of sensitive and classified government intelligence documents, Snowden the Spy actually lives in...wait for it...RUSSIA! Where else would a spy flee to when our brave authorities are closing in for the kill?? Don't be fooled by the right-wing Hollywood filmmakers and known subversives against the Democrat Party who have attempted to sooth us with a portrayal of a patriot whistleblower. Nothing could be further from the truth with this Putin boot licker (literally!).
Judgement:
BLACKLIST
CHELSEA MANNING - we always dislike it when someone not only steals sensitive documents to sell to the Soviets, but also co-op liberal causes by transitioning to a woman AFTER being caught! She served time until being bewilderingly given clemency by our hero and saint, President Barak Obama. In fact, when all the crimes and treason of Trump are brought to light and Trump is removed from office and jailed, President Obama has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Judgement:
BLACKLIST
JULIAN ASSANGE - it's no secret that Wikileaks founder and current toilet rat of the Ecuadorian Embassy is on our list as his work for the Kremlin is well documented. Through Putin, Assange hacked tens of thousands of e-mails and documents that obviously was the major cause of the theft of the Presidency from Hillary Clinton. Did we mention he's a pedophile rapist and ran away from those heinous charges, too? May he rot in jail.
Judgement:
BLACKLIST
DANIEL ELLSBERG - the granddaddy of traitors, costing the lives of thousands of our brave American soldiers who were fighting against the Communists in Vietnam. Given today's rapidly expanding events, his actions are ironic. Is he shitting himself on a rotting bed in the worst prison we have available? No. He makes the rounds of treasonous talk shows on networks, such as RT America, spewing his vile hatred of America and bragging about his spying for the Viet Cong Communists backed by the USSR all while the diabolic laughter of his master, Dictator Putin, rings in his ears!
Judgement:
BLACKLIST
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(from New York Times Magazine; under Fair Use)
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