In 2012 it will be ILLEGAL in the USA to buy any incandescent light bulbs!
THEREFORE the joke: "How many ______ does it take to screw in a light bulb?" will also be illegal to say or write!
Only those nice, green-friendly florescent lights will be LEGAL.
BUT WAIT! Those lights contain MERCURY! You break 'em, you got mercury all over your rug? Got to throw that rug away! You break 'em, you got mercury on your wall? Got to replace that wall! You break 'em, and your cat rolls around in the mercury? You gotta toss that cat (in an environmentally safe way of course)!
BE WARNED: the Light Police will find you and your illegal lights and jokes!!!
THEREFORE the joke: "How many ______ does it take to screw in a light bulb?" will also be illegal to say or write!
Only those nice, green-friendly florescent lights will be LEGAL.
BUT WAIT! Those lights contain MERCURY! You break 'em, you got mercury all over your rug? Got to throw that rug away! You break 'em, you got mercury on your wall? Got to replace that wall! You break 'em, and your cat rolls around in the mercury? You gotta toss that cat (in an environmentally safe way of course)!
BE WARNED: the Light Police will find you and your illegal lights and jokes!!!
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