WASHINGTON, DC (HPI); The latest craze sweeping Capitol Hill is no longer viewing Osama bin Laden's death photos, but viewing his porn photos. "I was immensely gratified", said a beaming Rep. John Boehner, "this is by far the best collection of porn I've seen to come out of a terrorist's hand". Unnamed Catholic representatives said, "We find the child porn part of this evil man's collection to be the most satisfying, especially those featuring young boys." Representative Michele Bachmann expressed, "I was struck by the variety of alt porn in the collection, especially the photos featuring witches." Grumpmeister John McCain told reporters, "I've seen enough porn photos in my time."
(HPI) = Harrel Press International, btw.
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