There has been a lot of chatter of late about what Ronald Reagan would think of all the state-by-state union busting going on by his Republican brethren. After all, he did serve as president of the Screen Actors Guild from 1947 to 1952 and again in 1959. But, just because Reagan was a member of a union or even its president doesn't mean he was above devastating people's lives for his own benefit.
Friday, July 29, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
COUPLE PHOTOS FROM "THE ADDING MACHINE"
A couple of photos from Stark Raving Theatre's October, 1989 production of "The Adding Machine" by Elmer Rice. I like the above as it shows a fairly complicated scene change in a fairly uncomplicated theatre. Below, well, that's something better read in full here.
photos by Tammy Harrel-Fraley, 1989.
THE MAXWELL SMART "WOULD YOU BELIEVE" GAME
IT'S AN EASY & FUN GAME TO PLAY!
FOR EXAMPLE - ONE DRINK FOR EACH MAXWELL SMART "WOULD YOU BELIEVE?" THAT YOU BELIEVE
WOULD YOU BELIEVE......Osama bin Laden, so-called mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks was able to:
FOR EXAMPLE - ONE DRINK FOR EACH MAXWELL SMART "WOULD YOU BELIEVE?" THAT YOU BELIEVE
WOULD YOU BELIEVE......Osama bin Laden, so-called mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks was able to:
BOEHNER GETS BONER VIEWING OSAMA PORN!
WASHINGTON, DC (HPI); The latest craze sweeping Capitol Hill is no longer viewing Osama bin Laden's death photos, but viewing his porn photos. "I was immensely gratified", said a beaming Rep. John Boehner, "this is by far the best collection of porn I've seen to come out of a terrorist's hand". Unnamed Catholic representatives said, "We find the child porn part of this evil man's collection to be the most satisfying, especially those featuring young boys." Representative Michele Bachmann expressed, "I was struck by the variety of alt porn in the collection, especially the photos featuring witches." Grumpmeister John McCain told reporters, "I've seen enough porn photos in my time."
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
LIGHTS BULBS AND JOKES TO BECOME ILLEGAL
In 2012 it will be ILLEGAL in the USA to buy any incandescent light bulbs!
THEREFORE the joke: "How many ______ does it take to screw in a light bulb?" will also be illegal to say or write!
Only those nice, green-friendly florescent lights will be LEGAL.
BUT WAIT! Those lights contain MERCURY! You break 'em, you got mercury all over your rug? Got to throw that rug away! You break 'em, you got mercury on your wall? Got to replace that wall! You break 'em, and your cat rolls around in the mercury? You gotta toss that cat (in an environmentally safe way of course)!
BE WARNED: the Light Police will find you and your illegal lights and jokes!!!
THEREFORE the joke: "How many ______ does it take to screw in a light bulb?" will also be illegal to say or write!
Only those nice, green-friendly florescent lights will be LEGAL.
BUT WAIT! Those lights contain MERCURY! You break 'em, you got mercury all over your rug? Got to throw that rug away! You break 'em, you got mercury on your wall? Got to replace that wall! You break 'em, and your cat rolls around in the mercury? You gotta toss that cat (in an environmentally safe way of course)!
BE WARNED: the Light Police will find you and your illegal lights and jokes!!!
