Donald Trump Gets Pulled Over By A Cop

Trump pulls off to the side of the road. The Cop walks up to Trump's window and he rolls it down.

TRUMP: What could be the problem, Officer?

The Cop begins to speak but Trump keeps going.

TRUMP: Because there is no problem that I can see. A problem is looking for a solution. But, there's no problem here so therefore there can be no solution. I mean, what is a 'problem' anyway? Who decided what a 'problem' is?

COP: Well, sir, you ran a stop light, your tags are expired and you were swerving from left to right. Let's see your license and registration.

TRUMP: Fine, that's fine, here you are. I'm great at swerving to the left and right and back again. I'm yuge about that. There's no better swerver than me, it's one of the things I'm a master at. Just a master at it. Truly a master. Red lights are a conspiracy theory, really. The red light is merely a suggestion, not a true demand. If it was a demand, demanding some demand of some kind then there'd be no liberal rule you know, the California Stop. That wouldn't be there, there's no way that could be there. It's not demanded. Expired tags could be interpreted a variety of ways, just a lot of waves, many waves that make the mere mention of expired wavy. It's a pretty wavy thing. I'd imagine that you imagined they were expired due to some, some sort of smudge of something or a sunflash in your vision. Sunflashes are very common. I should do something about sunflashes and there'd be a less amount of people pulled over.

COP: OK, here's your ticket for the three violations...

TRUMP: Oooo, careful using that word violations, brings up bad memories. I don't like bad memories. They're bad!

COP: Uhhh, right. So, there's your summons date. Please sign right there.

TRUMP: I'm very good at signing. I can't wait to start signing a whole lot of things in the future. A lot of things. Good things. Great things. Here you are, Officer.

COP: Here's your copy. I'd do a field sobriety test, but, well, geez, just take it easy for gosh sakes!

TRUMP: Gosh. Is there a gosh? Gosh, wouldn't it be something if there was no gosh at all? Or what if there is a gosh? Gosh, that would something. Maybe something more something than if there wasn't a gosh and gosh if there wasn't it would be equally, of equal, gosh for that sort of gosh.

COP: I need a drink.

The Cop walks back to his vehicle.

TRUMP: Pretty amazing, gosh, it's pretty, I'm pretty; pretty at being so pretty, oh so pretty. And mild, gosh, mild is I am.

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"HAMILTON" Star Promoted Rape Culture On Twitter

By now, most everyone has heard about the bru-ha-ha when Brandon Victor Dixon, star of the play "Hamilton", lectured Vice-president-elect Mike Pence from the stage. For the most part, Dixon, was lauded by his peers for the bravery of such an act. An act indeed!

It turns out that Brandon Victor Dixon promoted rape culture in a Tweet from 2012. A screen capture is included below in case he erases the Tweet. As it stands today, he's not getting much blowback except from people Tweeting on his account. The usual outlets of anger and rage are totally silent. What's the phrase? Make this go viral!

Yep - let's get some white chicks drunk for some date raping. Here are a few of the comments from his Tweety page:

- Misogyny and rape culture
- Brandon you're a sick dude
- You're a disturbed man who has no right to lecture anyone about morals. Apologise
- Wow contributing to rape culture
- Are we just going to ignore this?

Democratic Party ELECTION FRAUD 2016

HERE IT IS IN BLACK AND WHITE. You can read this with your own eyes. Exit Polling clearly shows that Election Fraud is alive and well in 2016 and favors Hillary Clinton. Not a conspiracy theory. These are facts, my friends. Pesky facts that Hillary supporters will not defend because they live in a state of denial. There's a river that runs through Arkansas and it's name is Denial, as the saying goes.

Exit Polling is so reliable that it used to make sure other countries are holding fair elections and not engaging in election fraud. Any deviation from the Margin of Error (MoE) means only one thing: Election Fraud. The elections in States marked in RED clearly show it happened, a lot. Yet, the Mainstream Media is silent on this (because our elections are fair and square - we're not some third world banana republic ya know!) and they have even gone as far as to stop reporting exit polls since MAY 6TH!

Without Exit Polls in the remaining 9 elections, it will be very difficult to see how much more ELECTION FRAUD the Goldman Sachs camp has up it's sleeves. This is why she's running around claiming to have 'already won'. Also, this explains her flip-flop on a promise to debate Bernie Sanders in California before that State's primary. Welcome to Democracy, my friends, welcome to Democracy.

 

A.P. Declares Clinton Winner Of South Carolina Primary With 0% Of Votes Counted

Rigged election?

In the screenshot below, the Associated Press has declared Hillary Clinton the winner of the South Carolina Primary with 0% of the votes counted! Another screenshot shows that with 1% of the precincts supposedly reporting, Clinton has soundly beaten Bernie Sanders by over 60 points. Wake up America.